Refineries and whinery

I am sick as a pack of dogs all lolling about and leaning on each other, sighing, whimpering, and wuffling.

Throat swollen like I tried to swallow a sandpaper covered football and got it caught in my throat.
Alternating between sweaty and chilly.

My teeth hurt.
My ears hurt.
My cheeks hurt.

My sinuses have taken over my life.

Close to hallucinating that the cat is speaking to me in English and insisting that he be allowed to drink from the toilet bowl.

Stayed home from work.
Should be taking Theraflu and other such drugs kinda sick.

*sigh*