Wednesday, February 13, 2008

VDay alternatives

If I didn't alreayd have plans for the VDay I might check out this madness:

PUNK ROCK PILLOW FIGHT is a Sixteen Person pillow fighting tournament that truly decides who is the MASTER and THE MISTRESS OF THE MATTRESS. There will be an Open Tournament up to sixteen people separated by gender. Men Vs Men, Women Vs Women. The winner from each gender tournament will receive a custom made CHAMPIONCHIP BELT among another prizes!!

In addition to the tournament there will be THE SWINGERS PARTY! A match that pits up to FOUR INTER-GENDER tag teams against each other until ONE PERSON is left standing. The winner will be declared THE 1 SWINGER.

Here are the Rules:
1. One knee down you're still around, Two knees down you're out.
2. Off the mattress. You're out.
3. If a match goes the time limit, the Ref with help of the audience will decide the winner.
4. No offensive shoving. (Offensive shoving looks like a Sumo Wrestler pushing someone off the mattress, while defensive shoving happens naturally as pillows get tangled and must be separated)
5. You can not "load up" your pillow. (no rocks, no spikes, no salt, etc. in your pillow) Regulation pillows will be provided, but you can bring your own.
6. No punching, kicking, headbutting, etc. (this is a PILLOW FIGHT, not a real fight.)

Violations of 4-6 will get you disqualified.

Teeth guards are suggested.
Costumes are MANDATORY. (If you don't bring your own costume, there will be a costume grab bag to choose your outfit)

Between rounds there will be "face melting bands." And this is all happening at someone's house. I am overcome.

1 comment:

MomVee said...

I wish costumes were mandatory at more events.