'tis the Season
Since the air has started to chill, I have wanted nothing more than to eat and eat and sleep. Over the course of this season, it is very likely that I will gain a megaton.
I shared this information with some co-workers in the elevator and the comment was that I sound like a bear preparing to hibernate.
Imagine how my out of office notification would read:
"Thank you for your email. I am hibernating in a cave, burning brown fat until Spring. I estimate that by late March or early April I will return and be ready to address your concern. Enjoy the Snow, Suckers. Respectfully, Ergo"