The South and I beat TBW in a game of pool yesterday. I consider this to be a historic moment in my life. I actually made the winning shot.
"They'd never believe it, if my friends could see me now."
Particularly historic considering that TBW is a pretty good pool player. I owe it all to one vodka gimlet and the wise coaching of The South who apparently counts among his many talents being a pool hall Yoda.