The thing I read that made me laugh today
"I just watched Richard Donner's cut of Superman II and Richard Lester's cut of Superman II back to back so that I could compare and contrast them.
On a related note, I would like to publicly thank every woman who has ever had sex with me. Sometimes I marvel at the fact that I am not still a virgin."
Based on the pathetic non-existent state of my love life I am starting to marvel at the fact that I managed to lose my virginity too.
Happy New Year Kids!