i don't care if i ever get back
Today is the office holiday party.
As with everything else in an office environment when you party with the office there are rules.
Everyone tells me that they are as follows:
Rule one: eat a lot.
Rule two: drink as much booze as you can.
Rule three: but not so much that you become a story told about what last year's holiday party was like.
In summary: tie one over but not so hard that you inspire the people to gossip.
Sounds difficult. Wish me luck.