I am one in a half million, and I am so proud
Well, 559,643 in the US to be more exact.
1,190,875 people in the US share my first name.
134,986 people share my last.
This out of 299,968,595 people in the US.
Reminds me of that Gary Larson cartoon "I just gotta be meee!"
Speaking of which, at Worth 1000 they had Far Side Tribute competition. In retelling the joke in a "real image" many of them are as hilarious as they ever were.